Tracking Spores

[Dr. Evil]

> South Texas, for those who never studied our homegrown
> stone-age, is right there with Afghanistan in deviousness, 
> monomania, religious fundamentalism, treachery, animal
> copulation, lying, infecting Yankees, abusing immigrants,
> and sending one-nation-only-Texas-Texans up north to 
> prey on people who believe they are superior for losing
> the war of 1845.

Don't mess with Texas.  Someday Texas will regain its independence and
form the Nation of Texestan.