http://www.cnn.com/2001/HEALTH/conditions/10/20/anthrax/

[David Honig]

At 12:20 AM 10/20/01 -0500, measl at mfn.org wrote:
>"Northwest Airlines has banned sugar substitutes and non-dairy creamers
>from its airplanes to avoid anthrax scares sparked by the white, powdery
>substances."
>
>ROTFLOL! 

Yes but you can still bring your own onboard, though "its not
recommended" by the airline.  

Hysterical in both senses.