Plugging leaks

[Bill Stewart]

At 06:37 AM 11/07/2001 -0800, Major Variola (ret) wrote:
>At 01:46 PM 11/6/01 -0800, A. Melon wrote:
> >WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The information that prompted a warning that
> >terrorists might target a major Western bridge has been determined to
>be
> >"not credible," two federal law enforcement officials tell CNN, and the
>
> >FBI Tuesday is preparing to say no threat exists.
> >
> >"There just wasn't anything to it," said one official.
>
>The jihad's leak has been identified and, um, plugged.  How do
>you say whacked in pashto?  Gov Gray is a fine leak
>detector, don't believe it when they say soapy water is any better.

Nah...  While Gray Davis may have some resemblence to soapy water,
Melon forgot to enable the Babelfish bureaucratese<->English translator.
The FBI spokesman actually said
"Wolf?  What wolf?  You believed that?  Hahahahahah!"