The feebs can read my email, I feel safer already

[Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer]

"This Just In --- Internet to be rooted thru central FBR servers.
 Death of the 4th Amendment predicted.
 Movie at 11."

We have always been at war with Iraniraqistan.


--
"Four Arab-looking guys reading the Koran are much less 
suspicious if they have the cards and can just slash them 
through card readers."  ~ Alan 'Ausweis Macht Frei' Dershowitz



For the irony impaired there now follows a FICTIONAL! 
(repeat FICTIONAL!) example of exactly the sort of 
thing that will NOT be grounds for a no-knock warrant.


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>                  Freind,
>
>                  Compliments of the season. Grace and peace and love 
>                  from Almighty God to you. I hope my letter does not 
>                  cause you too much embarrassment as I write to you 
>                  in good faith, based on the contact address given 
>                  to me by a friend who works at the Pakistani embassy 
>                  in your country. Please excuse my intrusion into your 
>                  private life. 
>
>                  I have fallen on some hard times. Vindictive government 
>                  officials who are bent on dealing with my family have 
>                  made it necessary that I seek your assistance on their 
>                  behalf. The Swiss government has already frozen all 
>                  the accounts of my family in Switzerland, and some 
>                  other countries would soon follow to do the same. 
>                  I no longer have freedom of movement in my own country. 
>
>                  My tent blew away and the gr8 s8n gave my camel a severe 
>                  case of hemorrhoids. What with the winter coming next 
>                  week, can I stay at your place for a while?  ];-p
>
>
>                  yours
>
>                  ITMA
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