abs at squig.org

[Alex B. Shepardsen]

So we're posting classified ads to cypherpunks now?

Alex

On 7 Mar 2001, LUIS VILDOSOLA wrote:

> Alexandra,
>
> I've tried making friends with Aimee but she won't give a straight answer.
> I'm not so amused by all this controversy but I am not shy about
> my intentions to find a woman for keeps.
> You are a in my line of vision.
>
> Please give me your thoughts on this.
>
> Luis V.
>
> "Alex B. Shepardsen" <abs at squig.org> wrote:
> >
> > Does this list have any male members who aren't misogynists? Sheesh.
> > Aimee's post seems to have flushed them out of the woodwork.
> >
> > Alexandra
> >
> > On Mon, 5 Mar 2001, Meyer Wolfsheim posting as Anonymous wrote:
> >
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> > >
> > > On Sun, 4 Mar 2001, Aimee Farr wrote:
> > >
> > > > CYPHERPUNKS IQ TEST
> > > >
> > > > QUESTION #1.
> > > >
> > > > You are walking through the woods alone. A beautiful unclothed woman
> > > > magically appears in front of you. She holds out an apple.
> > > >
> > > > 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil:
> > >
> > > The answer is "G".
> > >
> > > > (a) you bite the apple.
> > >
> > > Biting the apple is stupid.  TANSTAAFL is rarely false under any
> > > circumstance, and absolutely never false when it is a woman offering
> > > gifts.  If that apple isn't poisoned or rotten, it's at least going to
> > > cost you more than it is worth. What do you want an apple for anyway?
> > > Do you need this apple? Are you starving? There might be certain
> > > circumstances where the apple is worth more to you than your continued
> > > well-being and sanity, but these would be rare. Usually you are better
> > > off dead. One is never advised to enter into contract with the devil
> > > simply because Mephistopheles appears in your living room. Be sure to
> > > have a damn good reason if you accept the apple, and be aware that
> > > this isn't a gift. It's a strategic barter for an exchange of goods or
> > > services unknown.
> > >
> > > (b) you take the woman.
> > >
> > > "Take" is ambiguous, but this can be interpreted as "advance the
> > > relationship with the woman past that of "stranger met in a passing
> > > encounter in the woods". This is a bad idea. Generally, one should avoid
> > > all relationships with women if it can be helped. The cost/benefit ratio
> > > is weighted heavily against them.
> > >
> > > Beauty is a flawed idea, and since beauty is indeed in the eye of the
> > > beholder, it is much more economical for you to consider the mundane
> > > beautiful. That way you won't be tempted by such things.
> > >
> > > And nothing a woman says can ever be trusted, *especially* one who is
> > > naked. Naked women always lie.
> > >
> > > (c) you run away.
> > >
> > > At first glance, this may appear to be the right thing to do. However,
> > > running away will make the woman more determined to ruin your life. A
> > > better option would be to back away very slowly, and hope she doesn't
> > > follow. If that fails, look for a big stick, and knock her unconscious,
> > > then run away.
> > >
> > >
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