Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs of Dillinger, Brown & Packet, et. al.

[How stupid do I look]

Quoting Harmon Seaver (hseaver at arrowhead.lib.mn.us):
> How stupid do I look wrote:
> 
> > Not enough information.
> >
> > Please clarify the following ambiguities:
> >
> >         What kind of an apple is it?
> 
>     A magic one, of course.

Well, as long as the magic apple is documented, then I see no problem here.
 
> >         Is she a witch?  Magic scares me.
> 
>      Why? A female spirit appears to you, that's a "Good Thing", eh?

I suppose so, but I'd probably ask her to put on some panties, just the same.
 
> >         Is the woman a het, or a mongoose bull-dyke?
> 
>       Only one way to find out, but probably if she's appearing to you nude,
> it's obvious.

If unclothed and nude are equivalent then it could be obvious.

> >         Whose definition of beautiful are we using here, anyways?
> 
>       Wouldn't she have the capability of appearing just right for you?

Could be.
 
> >         Why would I be walking through the woods alone?
> 
>        Good grief, why not? Are you afraid of the dark too? I prefer being
> in the woods alone, or perhaps with my dog. And She Who Speaks often
> whispers in my ear at such times, which probably won't happen if others are
> near, unless they happen to be tuned in to the same frequency at the moment.

Kenneth?  Kenneth?  Where for art thou, Kenneth?
 
> > > 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil:
> > >
> > > (a) you bite the apple.
> > > (b) you take the woman.
> 
>        Both of the above, or perhaps the reverse -- take the apple and bite
> the woman.

That's cheating.

> > > (c) you run away.
> > > (d) a and b, but not c.
> > > (e) b and c only.
> > > (f) all of the above.
> > > (g) none of the above.

> > > 2. Please justify your answer:
> >
> 
>            I'm always looking for encounters with female spirits.

This round is on me.
 



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