Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs of Dillinger, Brown & Packet, et. al.

Aimee Farr aimee.farr at pobox.com
Mon Mar 5 14:54:30 PST 2001


Harmon Seaver: another "take apple, bite woman guy." Are you bothered by
feminine ambiguity?

	-Aimee

> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-cypherpunks at lne.com [mailto:owner-cypherpunks at lne.com]On
> Behalf Of Harmon Seaver
> Sent: Monday, March 05, 2001 9:21 AM
> To: cypherpunks at cyberpass.net
> Subject: Re: Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs of Dillinger, Brown &
> Packet, et. al.
>
>
> How stupid do I look wrote:
>
> > Not enough information.
> >
> > Please clarify the following ambiguities:
> >
> >         What kind of an apple is it?
>
>     A magic one, of course.
>
> >
> >
> >         Is she a witch?  Magic scares me.
>
>      Why? A female spirit appears to you, that's a "Good Thing", eh?
>
> >
> >
> >         Is the woman a het, or a mongoose bull-dyke?
>
>       Only one way to find out, but probably if she's appearing
> to you nude,
> it's obvious.
>
> >
> >
> >         Whose definition of beautiful are we using here, anyways?
>
>       Wouldn't she have the capability of appearing just right for you?
>
> >
> >
> >         Why would I be walking through the woods alone?
>
>        Good grief, why not? Are you afraid of the dark too? I prefer being
> in the woods alone, or perhaps with my dog. And She Who Speaks often
> whispers in my ear at such times, which probably won't happen if
> others are
> near, unless they happen to be tuned in to the same frequency at
> the moment.
>
> >
> >
> > > 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil:
> > >
> > > (a) you bite the apple.
> > > (b) you take the woman.
>
>        Both of the above, or perhaps the reverse -- take the
> apple and bite
> the woman.
>
> >
> > > (c) you run away.
> > > (d) a and b, but not c.
> > > (e) b and c only.
> > > (f) all of the above.
> > > (g) none of the above.
> >
> > > 2. Please justify your answer:
> >
>
>            I'm always looking for encounters with female spirits.





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