Cypherpunks IQ Test to the Sirs of Dillinger, Brown & Packet, et. al.

[How stupid do I look]

While trolling for wife-beaters, Aimee Farr (aimee.farr at pobox.com) wrote:
> CYPHERPUNKS IQ TEST
> 
> QUESTION #1.
> 
> You are walking through the woods alone. A beautiful unclothed woman
> magically appears in front of you. She holds out an apple.

Not enough information.

Please clarify the following ambiguities:

	What kind of an apple is it?
 
	Is she a witch?  Magic scares me.

	Is the woman a het, or a mongoose bull-dyke?

	Whose definition of beautiful are we using here, anyways?

	Why would I be walking through the woods alone?

> 1. Please darken in the correct choice using a Number Two pencil:
> 
> (a) you bite the apple.
> (b) you take the woman.
> (c) you run away.
> (d) a and b, but not c.
> (e) b and c only.
> (f) all of the above.
> (g) none of the above.

> 2. Please justify your answer:

Assuming a spherical woman...