The Chong-ster
George at Orwellian.Org
George at Orwellian.Org
Mon Jun 11 12:51:10 PDT 2001
http://www.writtenbyme.com/content/49232
#
# Legalization of Marijuana 'High Priority' of Tommy Chong's
# Presidential Bid in 2004
#
# by wyoming farnsworth, 7th June 2001.
#
# Under Chong's vision, the Benevolent United Radical Party (BURP)
# has adopted a political agenda that's considered 'extreme' even
# by political extremists. At present, BURP has publicly committed,
# through printing of its party agenda, to:
#
# Disband the United States of America in favor of
# "a less-is-more kinda country";
#
# Establish any and all Taco Bell restaurant food entrees as a
# "Fifth Food Group" to the currently existing "Four";
#
# Ban all 'country' but not 'western' music, along with
# dismantling and "burning at the stake" all of the entire
# Nashville record-producing community;
#
# Utilize the vast resources of the FBI, CIA, and the NSA to
# locate the long-rumored-dead Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe,
# and Buddy Holly;
#
# Motorize all grocery stores shopping carts; and
#
# Globally legalize, cultivate, and distribute marijuana.
#
# "Yeah," Chong said, scratching his genitalia for several moments
# as he ponders his party's future. "I think the marijuana thing's
# gonna be a bitch. You know? Like, can the U.S. make law for the
# whole world? I think it can, and, if I get elected president,
# you know, like, it'll happen."
#
# The Benevolent United Radical Party maintains its headquarters
# in Tiujauna, Mexico, although for purposes of eluding taxation
# they appear to have multiple HQ locations in Delaware, South
# Dakota, Iowa, Wyoming, Georgia, and Oregon.
#
# "Actually, what it is is a big f**king mobile home," Chong
# explains. "It's painted just like the f**king Partridge Family
# bus, you know, with colorful squares and cubes and trapezoids
# and shit. BURP goes wherever the wind blows, man."
#
# "Like, that's what makes it magic, man."
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