Indian Cats - was: "Read this..."

[Frog2]

You stated:

> [President Bush] has a cat & he has named it INDIA.
> This is disgusting He must have done it on purpose,
> because nobody names their dogs or cats in the name
> of any country even by remote chance. I specially
> wanted to point it out to show that this does show
> what George Bush actually thinks of India.
> Over & above this, look at their arrogance that they
> post it on official website of Whitehouse. This is
> really an insult of a country like us which has
> history & civilisation of thousands of years as compared
> to that of a nation born out of criminals like USA.

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> Post a protest message... be a True Indian.

> JITENDRA VAIDYA

I am shocked and amazed! At first I thought Bush had named his cat for 
"India Crude" which is a kind of oil, since he was in the oil business. 
I see now how wrong I was!

You are right of course, about the superiority of India.  I recognize 
India's greatness in the cause of world water conservation as well, 
particularly the sacrifices Indians have made in the area of personal 
hygiene by showering only once every 15 days- all for the cause of 
world thirst! As such I am moved- near tears- to support your efforts.

As a statement of dedication to your cause I have decided to rename my 
own cat, who I used to call "dothead" to "Jitendra" in your honor. 
Since that's pretty hard to say every time I want the cat to stop 
pissing on something I'm going to call him "Jizz" for short!

Thanks for helping to keep this kind of country bashing under control!

Hey, by the way, did you know that the British call bathrooms "the loo" 
? I think Lulu's of the world need to unite and stop this kind of 
intentional slander! I know you Indians, who can't stand the 
colonialist scum who tried to build some kind of modern infrastructure 
in your country at their own expense and spoiled the natural state of 
the population in the process, will want to do anything you can to 
stick it to the Brits.  How can we let this stand?

I know I can count on your support by sending protest letters to the 
British Embassy!

Thanks!