Teach Me!!!

[cubic-dog]

On Thu, 28 Jun 2001, Steve Thompson wrote:

> 
> Quoting Codi (cmardom at yahoo.com):
> > HI, Please teach me how to hack!!!
> 
> 1) Buy a computer and take it home from store.

No no no, 

This is our way to secure computers, 

Remove Hard drive and Ram and Bios chips

Smash the rest with sledge hammer

Give the hd, ram, bios to subordinate

supervise subordinate smashing hd, ram,
bios with sledgehammer.

Supervise subordinate gathering remaining
dust and dumping in incinerator.

supervise gathering ashes and dumping into ocean.

Kill subordinate

kill self.

result, 
reasonably secure.