Need extra money for the holidays? -YPUO

John mdc128 at OWCC.yahoo.com
Mon Feb 19 18:03:54 PST 2001


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THIS LETTER CONSTITUTES NO GUARANTEES STATED OR 
IMPLIED.  IN THE EVENT THAT IT IS DETERMINED THAT THIS
LETTER CONSTITUTES A GUARANTEE OF ANY KIND, THAT 
GUARANTEE IS NOW VOID. ANY TESTIMONIALS OR
AMOUNTS OF EARNINGS LISTED IN THIS LETTER MAY BE 
FACTUAL OR FICTITIOUS. 
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Dear cypherpunks:

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

''Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home 
for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time''

THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!

Before you say ''bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you 
Have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this 
letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted 
an entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to 
see if it really can make people money.

The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their 
findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely NO laws 
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow the 
simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only 
$25 out of pocket cost''.

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT 
THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING 
BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say:

''Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached many times 
before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to 
see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money 
required. To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, 
with money still coming in''.
                                        Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.

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                             Here is another testimonial:

''This program has been around for a long time but I never believed in it. 
But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to gamble 
my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa..... 3 weeks 
later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but 
the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.
So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over 
$710,000.00 and I am playing it again.  The key to success in this 
program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything.''

                          More testimonials later but first,

*** PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ****

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily 
and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN 
and AGAIN!!!
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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR 
FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!

                                   INSTRUCTIONS:

**** Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.

**** For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF 
THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL 
ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to 
the report.
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE 
TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

 **** When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 
reports.  You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your 
computer and resell them.  YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

 **** Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 
reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer 
to they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who 
will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep 
it on your desk in case something happens to your computer.

 **** IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are 
listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other 
than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out 
on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you 
will also see how it does not work if you change it.

Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT 
work!!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five 
thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this way. 
Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened.  So 
Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if 
you do, it will not work for you.   Remember, honesty reaps the 
reward!!!

1.. After you have ordered  all 5 reports, take this advertisement and 
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This 
person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their 
fortune.

2.... Move the name & address in REPORT #4 down TO REPORT #5.

3.... Move the name & address in REPORT #3 down TO REPORT #4.

4.... Move the name & address in REPORT #2 down TO REPORT #3.

5.... Move the name & address in REPORT #1 down TO REPORT #2

6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT #1 Position.

     PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address 
ACCURATELY!
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Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on
your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.  Save this 
on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data.

To assist you with marketing your business on the Internet, the 5 reports 
you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information 
which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands 
of free classified ads and much more.

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we 
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. 
Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the 
response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many 
people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 
each).

Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.  With a 
0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.  Those 10 people 
responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of 
those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's = 100 
people responded and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 
5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to 
that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 
e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response 
to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 
5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails.  The 0.2%
response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half 
million).

     Your total income in this example is:
            1..... $50        +
            2..... $500       +
            3..... $5,000       +
            4..... $50,000      +
            5..... $500,000  .........  Grand Total = $555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE 
OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER 
HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF 
MONEY!

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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE 
ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a 
moment what would happen if everyone, or half or even one 4th of those 
people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over 150 million 
people on the Internet worldwide and counting.  Believe me, many 
people will do just that, and more!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very inexpensive and there are hundreds of 
FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will 
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 
1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along.

For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report they 
ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders. This 
will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and address 
on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the 
report.

_______________ AVAILABLE REPORTS_____________________

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.

Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
  Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it 
in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, write the 
NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR 
E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
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REPORT #1 " The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the
Internet."
Order report #1 from:

MDC
P.O. Box 1639
Grand Central Station
New York, NY 10163
U.S.A.
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REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-Mail on the Internet".
Order report #2 from

J & B Enterprises
P.O. Box 932 
Pleasant Grove, UT 84062
U.S.A.
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REPORT #3 "The Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet".
Order report #3 from

Ellis & Ellis
P.O. Box 1463
Gilbert, AZ  85299-1463
U.S.A.
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REPORT #4 " How to Become a Millionare Utilizing MLM and the Internet".
Order report #4 from

D & P Systems
P.O. Box 3566
Peachtree City, GA  30269
U.S.A.
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REPORT #5 " How to Send 1 Million E-Mails for Free".
Order report #5 from

Arnold Larsen
P.O. Box 17622
Sarasota, FL 34276
U.S.A.
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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks,
continue sending e-mails until you do.

After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should 
receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2.  If you did not, continue 
advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN 
RELAX, because the system is already working for you , and the cash 
will continue to roll in!

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:  Every time your name is 
moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a different report.  
You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report 
people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE 
INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START 
THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income 
you can generate from this business!!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS 
PROGRAM:

"You have just received information that can give you financial freedom 
for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF 
EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months 
than you have ever imagined.

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in 
any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a 
copy of this exciting report after you have put your name and address in 
Report #1 and moved others to #2...........# 5 as instructed above. One of 
the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and 
your name will be on everyone of them. Remember though, the more you 
send out the more potential customers you will reach.

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and 
opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU 
NOW!

************** MORE TESTIMONIALS  ****************

'' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago.  I am an 
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good 
money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving 
''junk mail''. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of 
the population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody 
totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in 
with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old 
''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't work.  Well, the laugh was on 
me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 
days she had received a total of $ 147,200.00   all cash!  I was shocked. I 
have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.
                                                 Mitchell Wolf, M.D.,
                                                 Chicago, Illinois

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''Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my 
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that 
the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I 
wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back.

I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed 
with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.  The nice thing 
about this deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply 
isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big''.
                                               Dan Sondstrom, Alberta,
                                                            Canada

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''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if
I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to 
get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone 
else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again... I did not delete 
this one! I made more than  $490,000 on my first try and all the money 
came within 22 weeks''.
                                   Susan De Suza,
                                    New York, N.Y.

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''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little 
cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 
days the money started to come in.  My first month I made $ 20, 560.00 
and by the end of third month my total cash count was $362,840.00. Life 
is beautiful, Thanks to Internet''.
                                               Fred Dellaca, Westport,
                                                          New Zealand

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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR 
ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!

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