Its Your Turn...

[J.F. Anonymous]

It's my turn!

/me picks up a bat and konks ya over the head with it.
:)

--- hrandolf at itio.net wrote:
> Dear Friends & Future Millionaire: 
> 
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: 
> Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months
> right from 
> your home !! 
> THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET ! 
> ================================================== 
> BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! 
> Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following.
> This is the 
> letter you have been hearing about on the news
> lately. Due to the 
> popularity of this letter on the Internet, a
> national weekly news 
> program recently devoted an entire show to the
> investigation of 
> this program described below, to see if it really
> can make people 
> money. The show also investigated whether or not the
> program was 
> legal. Their findings proved once and for all that
> there are 
> ''absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation
> in the program 
> and if people can -follow the simple instructions,
> they are bound 
> to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket
> cost''. DUE 
> TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS
> PROGRAM HAS 
> ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER. 
> This is what one had to say: ''Thanks to this
> profitable 
> opportunity. I was approached many times before but
> each time I 
> passed on it. I am so gladI finally joined just to
> see what one 
> could expect in return for the minimal effort and
> money required. 
> To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00 in
> 21 weeks, 
> with money still coming in." Pam Hedland, Fort Lee,
> New Jersey. 
> =================================================== 
> Here is another testimonial: "This program has been
> around for a 
> long time but I never believed in it. But one day
> when I received 
> this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on
> it. I 
> followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3
> weeks later 
> the money started to come in. First month I only
> made $240.00 but 
> the next 2 months after that I made a total of
> $290,000.00. So 
> far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the
> program, I have made 
> over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key
> to success in 
> this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT
> change 
> anything.'' More testimonials later but first, 
> ===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTUREREFERENCE ======
> 
>
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> 
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4
> to 5 months 
> easily and comfortably, please read the
> following...THEN READ IT 
> AGAIN and AGAIN!!! 
>
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> 
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR
> FINANCIAL 
> DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS: 
> =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below
> ===== 
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF
> THE REPORT 
> YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the
> person whose 
> name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE
> SURE YOUR 
> RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER
> in case of any 
> mail problems. 
> === When you place your order, make sure you order
> each of the 5 
> reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can
> save them on 
> your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X
> 5=$25.00. 
> Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each
> of the 5 
> reports from these 5 different individuals. Save
> them on your 
> computer so they will be accessible for you to send
> to the 
> 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also
> make a 
> floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in 
> case something happen to your computer. 
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
> are listed 
> next to each report, or their sequence on the list,
> in any way 
> other than what is instructed below in step '' 1
> through 6 '' or 
> you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once
> you 
> understand the way this works, you will also see 
> how it does not work if you change it. Remember,
> this method has 
> been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!!
> People have 
> tried to put their friends/relatives names on all
> five thinking 
> they could get all the money. But it does not work
> this way. 
> Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then 
> nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything
> other than 
> what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not
> work for you. 
> Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!! 
> 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take
> this 
> advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
> person in 
> REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the
> cycle and is no 
> doubt counting their fortune. 
> 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO
> REPORT # 5. 
> 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO
> REPORT # 4. 
> 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO
> REPORT # 3. 
> 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO
> REPORT # 2 
> 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1
> Position. 
> PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address
> ACCURATELY! 
>
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> 
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list
> of names, 
> and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER
> CHANGES. 
> Save this on a disk as well just in case if you
> loose any data. 
> To assist you with marketing your business on the
> internet, the 5 
> reports you purchase will provide you with
> invaluable marketing 
> information which includes how to send bulk e-mails
> legally, 
> where to find thousands of free classified ads and
> much more. 
> There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture
> going: 
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY 
>
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> 
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to
> see how it 
> goes, and we will assume You and those involved send
> out only 
> 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the
> mailing receive 
> only a 0.2% response (the response could be much
> better but lets 
> just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people will send
> out hundreds 
> of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). 
> Continuing with this example, you send out only
> 5,000 e-mails. 
> With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for
> report # 1. 
> Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000
> e-mail each for a 
> total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only
> 0.2% responded 
> with orders. That's=100 people responded and ordered
> Report # 2. 
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 
> 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000
> orders for 
> Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails
> each for a 
> total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2%
> response to that is 
> 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people
> send out 5,000 
> e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million)
> e-mails. The 
> 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report #
> 5 THAT'S 
> 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half
> million). 
> Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +
> 2..... $500 + 
> 3..... $5,000 + 4 .... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000
> ........ Grand 
> Total=$555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL &
> PAPER AND 
> FIGUREOUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER
> HOW YOU 
> CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ! 
>
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> 
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE 
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. 
> Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
> everyone or half 
> or even one 4th of those people mailed
> 100,000e-mails each or 
> more? There are over 150 million people on the
> Internet worldwide 
> and counting. Believe me, many people will do just
> that, and 
> more! 
> METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET 
>
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> 
> Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and
> there are 
> hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot
> of free ads 
> on the Internet will easily get a larger response.
> We strongly 
> suggest you start with Method # 1 and dd METHOD # 2
> as you go 
> along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is
> e-mail them 
> the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide
> same day 
> service on all orders. This will guarantee that the
> e-mail they 
> send out, with your name and address on it, will be
> prompt 
> because they can not advertise until they receivethe
> report. 
> =========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ==================== 
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: 
> Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
> Checks NOT 
> accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by
> wrapping it in at 
> least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of
> paper, Write 
> the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are
> ordering, YOUR E-MAIL 
> ADDRESS and your name and postal address. 
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW : 
> ====================================================
> 
> REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for
> Free on the 
> Net" Order Report #1 from: 
> 
> S. Cranke
> 1503-1500 Walkley Rd
> Ottawa, ON
> K1V 0H8 
> Canada
>
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> 
> REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk
> e-mail on the 
> Net" Order Report # 2 from: 
> 
> T. Richardson
> P.O. Box 753
> Richland, MO. 65556
> USA 
>
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> 
> REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the
> Net" 
> Order Report # 3 from : 
> 
> C.J. Kalata 
> P.O. Box 130157 
> Roseville, MN 55113-0002 
> USA 
>
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> 
> REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing
> MLM & the Net" 
> Order Report # 4 from:
> 
> R. B. 
> Box. 21115, 
> Grande Prairie 
> Alberta, T8V-6W7 
> Canada 
>
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> 
> REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for
> Free" 
> Order Report # 5 from: 
> 
> B. Taylor 
> P.O.Box 26001 
> Fredericton, N.B. 
> E3A 5V8 
> Canada
>
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> 
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$ 
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: 
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
> Report #1 within 
> 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. 
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks
> after that 
> you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #
> 2. If you did 
> not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until
> you do. 
> === Once you have received 100 or more orders for
> Report # 2, YOU 
> CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for
> you, and the 
> cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO
> REMEMBER: 
> Every time your name is moved down on the list, you
> are placed in 
> front of a Different report. 
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching
> which report 
> people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO
> GENERATE MORE 
> INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START 
> THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. 
> There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate
> from this 
> business !!! 
>
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> 
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS 
> PROGRAM: You have just received information that can
> give you 
> financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO
> RISK and 
> JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money
> in the next 
> few weeks and months than you have ever imagined.
> Follow the 
> program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in
> any way. It 
> works exceedingly well as it is now. 
> Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report
> after you have 
> put your name and address in Report #1 and moved
> others to #2 
> ..........# 5 
> as instructed above. One of the people you send this
> to may send 
> out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on
> every one of 
> them. Remember though, the more you send out the
> more potential 
> customers you will reach. 
> So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
> information, materials 
> and opportunity to become financially independent.
> IT IS UP TO 
> YOU NOW ! 
> ============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================ 
> "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
> Chicago. I am 
> an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I
> make pretty 
> good money. When I received this program I grumbled
> to 
> Jodyaboutreceiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the
> whole 
> thing,spoutingmy knowledge of the population and
> percentages 
> involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally
> ignored 
> my supposed intelligence and few days later she
> jumped in with 
> both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was
> ready to lay the 
> old ''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't
> work. Well, 
> the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received
> 50 
> responses. Within the next 45 days she had received
> total $ 
> 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. I
> have joined 
> Jody in her ''hobby''. Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago,
> Illinois 
>
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> 
> ''Not being the gambling type, it took me several
> weeks to make 
> up my mind to participate in this plan. But
> conservative that I 
> am, I decided that the initial investment was so
> little that 
> there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough
> orders to at 
> least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I
> found my 
> medium size post office box crammed with orders. I
> made 
> $319,210.00in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing
> about this deal 
> is that it does not matter where people live. There
> simply isn't 
> a better investment with a faster return and so
> big." 
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada 
>
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> 
> ''I had received this program before. I deleted it,
> but later I 
> wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course,
> I had no 
> idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to
> wait until I 
> was e-mailed again by someone else.........11 months
> passed then 
> it luckily came again...... I did not delete this
> one! I made 
> more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money
> came within 
> 22 weeks." Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. 
>
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> 
> ''It really is a great opportunity to make
> relatively easy money 
> with little cost to you. I followed the simple
> instructions 
> carefully and within 10 days the money started to
> come in. My 
> first month I made $20,560.00 and by the end of
> third month my 
> total cash count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful,
> Thanx to 
> internet.". Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand 
>
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> 
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON 
> 'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM ! 
>
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> 
> If you have any questions of the legality of this
> program, 
> contact the Office of Associate Director for
> Marketing Practices, 
> Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer
> Protection, 
> Washington, D.C. 
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