Its Your Turn...
J.F. Anonymous
jfanonymous at yahoo.com
Sat Feb 17 15:03:23 PST 2001
It's my turn!
/me picks up a bat and konks ya over the head with it.
:)
--- hrandolf at itio.net wrote:
> Dear Friends & Future Millionaire:
>
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
> Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months
> right from
> your home !!
> THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
> ==================================================
> BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
> Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following.
> This is the
> letter you have been hearing about on the news
> lately. Due to the
> popularity of this letter on the Internet, a
> national weekly news
> program recently devoted an entire show to the
> investigation of
> this program described below, to see if it really
> can make people
> money. The show also investigated whether or not the
> program was
> legal. Their findings proved once and for all that
> there are
> ''absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation
> in the program
> and if people can -follow the simple instructions,
> they are bound
> to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket
> cost''. DUE
> TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS
> PROGRAM HAS
> ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
> This is what one had to say: ''Thanks to this
> profitable
> opportunity. I was approached many times before but
> each time I
> passed on it. I am so gladI finally joined just to
> see what one
> could expect in return for the minimal effort and
> money required.
> To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00 in
> 21 weeks,
> with money still coming in." Pam Hedland, Fort Lee,
> New Jersey.
> ===================================================
> Here is another testimonial: "This program has been
> around for a
> long time but I never believed in it. But one day
> when I received
> this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on
> it. I
> followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3
> weeks later
> the money started to come in. First month I only
> made $240.00 but
> the next 2 months after that I made a total of
> $290,000.00. So
> far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the
> program, I have made
> over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key
> to success in
> this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT
> change
> anything.'' More testimonials later but first,
> ===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTUREREFERENCE ======
>
>
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4
> to 5 months
> easily and comfortably, please read the
> following...THEN READ IT
> AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
>
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>
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR
> FINANCIAL
> DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:
> =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below
> =====
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF
> THE REPORT
> YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the
> person whose
> name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE
> SURE YOUR
> RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER
> in case of any
> mail problems.
> === When you place your order, make sure you order
> each of the 5
> reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can
> save them on
> your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X
> 5=$25.00.
> Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each
> of the 5
> reports from these 5 different individuals. Save
> them on your
> computer so they will be accessible for you to send
> to the
> 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also
> make a
> floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in
> case something happen to your computer.
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
> are listed
> next to each report, or their sequence on the list,
> in any way
> other than what is instructed below in step '' 1
> through 6 '' or
> you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once
> you
> understand the way this works, you will also see
> how it does not work if you change it. Remember,
> this method has
> been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!!
> People have
> tried to put their friends/relatives names on all
> five thinking
> they could get all the money. But it does not work
> this way.
> Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then
> nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything
> other than
> what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not
> work for you.
> Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
> 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take
> this
> advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
> person in
> REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the
> cycle and is no
> doubt counting their fortune.
> 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO
> REPORT # 5.
> 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO
> REPORT # 4.
> 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO
> REPORT # 3.
> 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO
> REPORT # 2
> 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1
> Position.
> PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address
> ACCURATELY!
>
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>
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list
> of names,
> and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER
> CHANGES.
> Save this on a disk as well just in case if you
> loose any data.
> To assist you with marketing your business on the
> internet, the 5
> reports you purchase will provide you with
> invaluable marketing
> information which includes how to send bulk e-mails
> legally,
> where to find thousands of free classified ads and
> much more.
> There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture
> going:
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
>
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>
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to
> see how it
> goes, and we will assume You and those involved send
> out only
> 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the
> mailing receive
> only a 0.2% response (the response could be much
> better but lets
> just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people will send
> out hundreds
> of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
> Continuing with this example, you send out only
> 5,000 e-mails.
> With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for
> report # 1.
> Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000
> e-mail each for a
> total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only
> 0.2% responded
> with orders. That's=100 people responded and ordered
> Report # 2.
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of
> 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000
> orders for
> Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails
> each for a
> total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2%
> response to that is
> 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people
> send out 5,000
> e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million)
> e-mails. The
> 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report #
> 5 THAT'S
> 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half
> million).
> Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +
> 2..... $500 +
> 3..... $5,000 + 4 .... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000
> ........ Grand
> Total=$555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL &
> PAPER AND
> FIGUREOUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER
> HOW YOU
> CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
>
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>
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
> Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
> everyone or half
> or even one 4th of those people mailed
> 100,000e-mails each or
> more? There are over 150 million people on the
> Internet worldwide
> and counting. Believe me, many people will do just
> that, and
> more!
> METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
>
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>
> Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and
> there are
> hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot
> of free ads
> on the Internet will easily get a larger response.
> We strongly
> suggest you start with Method # 1 and dd METHOD # 2
> as you go
> along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is
> e-mail them
> the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide
> same day
> service on all orders. This will guarantee that the
> e-mail they
> send out, with your name and address on it, will be
> prompt
> because they can not advertise until they receivethe
> report.
> =========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
> Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
> Checks NOT
> accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by
> wrapping it in at
> least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of
> paper, Write
> the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are
> ordering, YOUR E-MAIL
> ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
> ====================================================
>
> REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for
> Free on the
> Net" Order Report #1 from:
>
> S. Cranke
> 1503-1500 Walkley Rd
> Ottawa, ON
> K1V 0H8
> Canada
>
___________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk
> e-mail on the
> Net" Order Report # 2 from:
>
> T. Richardson
> P.O. Box 753
> Richland, MO. 65556
> USA
>
____________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the
> Net"
> Order Report # 3 from :
>
> C.J. Kalata
> P.O. Box 130157
> Roseville, MN 55113-0002
> USA
>
____________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing
> MLM & the Net"
> Order Report # 4 from:
>
> R. B.
> Box. 21115,
> Grande Prairie
> Alberta, T8V-6W7
> Canada
>
____________________________________________________________
>
> REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for
> Free"
> Order Report # 5 from:
>
> B. Taylor
> P.O.Box 26001
> Fredericton, N.B.
> E3A 5V8
> Canada
>
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>
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
> Report #1 within
> 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks
> after that
> you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #
> 2. If you did
> not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until
> you do.
> === Once you have received 100 or more orders for
> Report # 2, YOU
> CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for
> you, and the
> cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO
> REMEMBER:
> Every time your name is moved down on the list, you
> are placed in
> front of a Different report.
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching
> which report
> people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO
> GENERATE MORE
> INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START
> THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
> There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate
> from this
> business !!!
>
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>
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
> PROGRAM: You have just received information that can
> give you
> financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO
> RISK and
> JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money
> in the next
> few weeks and months than you have ever imagined.
> Follow the
> program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in
> any way. It
> works exceedingly well as it is now.
> Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report
> after you have
> put your name and address in Report #1 and moved
> others to #2
> ..........# 5
> as instructed above. One of the people you send this
> to may send
> out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on
> every one of
> them. Remember though, the more you send out the
> more potential
> customers you will reach.
> So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
> information, materials
> and opportunity to become financially independent.
> IT IS UP TO
> YOU NOW !
> ============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================
> "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
> Chicago. I am
> an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I
> make pretty
> good money. When I received this program I grumbled
> to
> Jodyaboutreceiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the
> whole
> thing,spoutingmy knowledge of the population and
> percentages
> involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally
> ignored
> my supposed intelligence and few days later she
> jumped in with
> both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was
> ready to lay the
> old ''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't
> work. Well,
> the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received
> 50
> responses. Within the next 45 days she had received
> total $
> 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. I
> have joined
> Jody in her ''hobby''. Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago,
> Illinois
>
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>
> ''Not being the gambling type, it took me several
> weeks to make
> up my mind to participate in this plan. But
> conservative that I
> am, I decided that the initial investment was so
> little that
> there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough
> orders to at
> least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I
> found my
> medium size post office box crammed with orders. I
> made
> $319,210.00in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing
> about this deal
> is that it does not matter where people live. There
> simply isn't
> a better investment with a faster return and so
> big."
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
>
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>
> ''I had received this program before. I deleted it,
> but later I
> wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course,
> I had no
> idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to
> wait until I
> was e-mailed again by someone else.........11 months
> passed then
> it luckily came again...... I did not delete this
> one! I made
> more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money
> came within
> 22 weeks." Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
>
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>
> ''It really is a great opportunity to make
> relatively easy money
> with little cost to you. I followed the simple
> instructions
> carefully and within 10 days the money started to
> come in. My
> first month I made $20,560.00 and by the end of
> third month my
> total cash count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful,
> Thanx to
> internet.". Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
>
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>
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
> 'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
>
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>
> If you have any questions of the legality of this
> program,
> contact the Office of Associate Director for
> Marketing Practices,
> Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer
> Protection,
> Washington, D.C.
>
>
>
>
>
>
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