Because it's a Lie

[Steve Schear]

Because it's a Lie
http://annoy.com/covers/doc.html?DocumentID=100027

Sung to the tune of 'Because I Got High' by Afroman

Osama bin Laden's friends dropped by to say hi
By taking a few little airplanes outa the sky
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They totaled the twin towers and I don't know why
- Saw people die [repeat 3X]

George W. Bush spent the day in the sky
Nowhere in sight, you coulda searched low and high
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Karl Rove covered the coward's tracks by telling a lie
- Fucking nice try [repeat 3X]

Condoleeza called the press, a tear in her eye
Bin Laden is sending secrets on video she said with a sigh
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Don't bother with the truth when it's surely better to lie
- Don't ask why [repeat 3X]

The networks never stopped to really ask why
They wanted blood - to make sure Afghanis would fry
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Now they find themselves gorging on humble pie
- Selling a lie [repeat 3X]

The President could no longer stand it, wanted to cry
Congressmen were leaking and even though his ratings were high
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Ari Fleischer warned the media to watch it or bullets would fly
- Don't even try [repeat 3X]
Rumsfeld was overseas selling pie in the sky
Back in the homeland Tommy Thompson didn't know why
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Anthrax was sorted while congress homeward did fly
- Letting them die [repeat 3X]
Attorney General Ashcroft ever cunning and sly
After losing elections to opponents who die
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Wants to eavesdrop, snoop and detain and lie
- Fuck off and die [repeat 3X]
Bush signed his name to it and then he got high
Cheney photographed while congress idly stood by
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The next election we shall bid all of them bye
- Eye for an eye [repeat 3X]
Confusion everywhere you look as accusations fly
Tom Ridge finally hired but he doesn't know why
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It's amusing just sitting watching him try
Reign in the FBI [repeat 3X]
September 11 saw towers rising up high
Attacked from jet planes hijacked out of the sky
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October twenty six a date forever we'll cry
- Because it's a Lie [repeat 3X]