ADV/ NEVER WORRY ABOUT MONEY AGAIN!!! PLEASE READ.

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Fri Dec 28 01:43:26 PST 2001






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>>>From: vintagewatch.org at bzam.com
>>>Reply-To: <vintagewatch.org at hrb.bzam.com>
>>>To: catfish_co <>
>>>Subject: NEVER WORRY ABOUT MONEY AGAIN......
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>>>YOUR MONEY WORRIES ARE OVER!!!….FOREVER!!!…
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>>>
>>>
>>>You can EARN over a half million dollars every 4 to 5 months
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>>>from your home, for a one time investment of only $25
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>>>U.S.Dollars… IF YOU CAN FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW!!
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>>>
>>>
>>>THE SIMPLEST, MOST PROFITABLE HOME BUSINESS…EVER!!
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>>>
>>>
>>>THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET, WE HAVE BECOME
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>>>THE MOST SUCCESSFUL E-MAIL MARKETERS ON THE NET!!!  JOIN US
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>>>AND WE’LL HELP YOU REACH FINANCIAL FREEDOM…..FAST!!!
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>>>
>>>
>>>==================================================
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>>>
>>>BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! Before you say
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>>>"Bull", please read the following. This is the letter you
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>>>have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the
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>>>popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly
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>>>news program recently devoted an entire show to the
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>>>investigation of this program described below, to see if it
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>>>really can make people money. The show also investigated
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>>>whether or not the program was legal.
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>>>
>>>
>>>Their findings proved once and for all that there are
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>>>"absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the
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>>>program and if people can follow the simple instructions,
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>>>they are bound to make some megabucks with only $25 out of
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>>>pocket cost". DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY &
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>>>RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING
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>>>BETTER THAN EVER.
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>>>
>>>
>>>This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable
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>>>opportunity. I was approached many times before but each
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>>>time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to
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>>>see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort
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>>>and money required. To my astonishment, I received total
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>>>$610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in".
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>>>
>>>
>>>Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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>>>
>>>
>>>==================================================
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>>>
>>>Here is another testimonial:  "This program has been around
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>>>for a long time but I never believed in it. But one day when
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>>>I received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25
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>>>on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3
>>>
>>>weeks later the money started to come in.  First month I
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>>>only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a
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>>>total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-
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>>>entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am
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>>>playing it again. The key to success in this program is to
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>>>follow the simple steps and NOT change anything."
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>>>
>>>
>>>More testimonials later but first,
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>>>
>>>
>>>===PRINT THIS LETTER NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ===
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>>>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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>>>If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5
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>>>months easily and comfortably, please read the
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>>>following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
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>>>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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>>>FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL
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>>>DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:
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>>>
>>>
>>>=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
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>>>
>>>
>>>For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE
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>>>REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the
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>>>person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.
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>>>MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT
>>>
>>>CORNER in case of any mail problems.
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>>>
>>>
>>>=== When you place your order, make sure you order each of
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>>>the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can
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>>>save them on your computer. Within a few days you will
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>>>receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5
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>>>different individuals. Save them on your computer so they
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>>>will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people
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>>>who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
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>>>reports and keep it on your desk in case something happens
>>>
>>>to your computer.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are
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>>>listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list,
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>>>in any way other than what is instructed below in steps "1
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>>>through 6" or you will lose out on the majority of your
>>>
>>>profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will
>>>
>>>also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember,
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>>>this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT
>>>
>>>work!!!  People have tried to put their friends/relatives
>>>
>>>names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But
>>>
>>>it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to
>>>
>>>be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change
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>>>anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do,
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>>>it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the
>>>
>>>reward!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
>>>
>>>advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in
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>>>REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the cycle and is
>>>
>>>no doubt counting their fortune.
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>>>
>>>
>>>2.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT #5.
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>>>
>>>
>>>3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT #4.
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>>>
>>>
>>>4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TOREPORT #3.
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>>>
>>>
>>>5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TOREPORT #2
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>>>
>>>
>>>6.. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of
>>>
>>>names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER
>>>
>>>CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just in case if you
>>>
>>>lose any data. To assist you with marketing your business on
>>>
>>>the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you
>>>
>>>with invaluable marketing information which includes how to
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>>>send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
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>>>classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to
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>>>get this venture going:
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>>>
>>>
>>>METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>==================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it
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>>>goes, and we will assume that you and those involved send
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>>>out only 5,000e-mails each.  Let's also assume that the
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>>>mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be
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>>>much better, but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many
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>>>people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead
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>>>of only 5,000 each). Continuing with this example, you send
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>>>out only 5,000 e-mails.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.
>>>
>>>Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each
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>>>for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%
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>>>responded with orders. That equals 100 people responded and
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>>>ordered Report # 2.
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>>>
>>>
>>>Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
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>>>500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders
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>>>for Report #3.
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>>>
>>>
>>>Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
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>>>5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is
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>>>10,000 orders for Report #4.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total
>>>
>>>of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails.  The 0.2% response to
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>>>that is 100,000 orders for Report #5.  THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS
>>>
>>>TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half a million dollars, CASH!!!).
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +2.....
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>>>$500 + 3.....$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.....
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>>>$500,000........Grand Total=$555,550.00
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>>>
>>>
>>>NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE
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>>>WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT,
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>>>YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING
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>>>OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what
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>>>would happen if everyone or half or even one 4th of those
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>>>people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more? There are over
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>>>150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting.
>>>
>>>Believe me, many people will do just that, and more!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>METHOD #2:  BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there
>>>
>>>are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of
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>>>free ads on the Internet will easily get a larger response.
>>>
>>>We strongly suggest you start with Method #1 and add METHOD
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>>>#2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must
>>>
>>>do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always
>>>
>>>provide same day service on all orders.  This will guarantee
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>>>that the e-mail they send out with your name and address on
>>>
>>>it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
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>>>receive the report.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>================AVAILABLE REPORTS =================
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>>>
>>>
>>>ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always
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>>>send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT
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>>>accepted.  Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in
>>>
>>>at least 2 sheets of paper or aluminum foil. On one of those
>>>
>>>sheets of paper,  Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report
>>>
>>>you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and
>>>
>>>postal address.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>REPORT #1: The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on
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>>>the Net
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Order Report #1 from:
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>>>
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>>>
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>>>__________________________________________________________
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>>>
>>>
>>>REPORT #2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the
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>>>Net
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>>>
>>>Order Report #2 from:
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>>>
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>>>
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>>>__________________________________________________________
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>>>
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>>>_________________________________________________________
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>>>
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>>>  _______________________________________________________
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>>>
>>>REPORT #5: How to send out 0ne Million emails for free
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>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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>>>
>>>
>>>Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1
>>>
>>>within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. ===
>>>
>>>After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that
>>>
>>>you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2.  If you
>>>
>>>did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you
>>>
>>>do.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>=== Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2,
>>>
>>>YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for
>>>
>>>you, and the cash will continue to roll in! THIS IS
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>>>IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on
>>>
>>>the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
>>>
>>>people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE
>>>
>>>INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE
>>>
>>>PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can
>>>
>>>generate from this business!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You
>>>
>>>have just received information that can give you financial
>>>
>>>freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A
>>>
>>>LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next
>>>
>>>few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the
>>>
>>>program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way.
>>>
>>>It works exceedingly well as it is now.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you
>>>
>>>have put your name and address in Report#1 and moved others
>>>
>>>to #2 thru #5 as instructed above. One of the people you
>>>
>>>send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your
>>>
>>>name will be on every one of them.  Remember though, the
>>>
>>>more YOU send out the more potential customers you will
>>>
>>>reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
>>>
>>>information, materials and opportunity to become financially
>>>
>>>independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>=================== MORE TESTIMONIALS=============
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I
>>>
>>>am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make
>>>
>>>pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled
>>>
>>>to Jody about receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the whole
>>>
>>>thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
>>>
>>>percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody
>>>
>>>totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later
>>>
>>>she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her,
>>>
>>>and was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the
>>>
>>>thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks
>>>
>>>she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she
>>>
>>>had received total $ 147,200.00....all cash! I was shocked.
>>>
>>>I have joined Jody in her "hobby".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to
>>>
>>>make up my mind to participate in this plan. But
>>>
>>>conservative that I am, I decided that the initial
>>>
>>>investment was so little that there was just no way that I
>>>
>>>wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back".
>>>
>>>"I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box
>>>
>>>crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12
>>>
>>>weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not
>>>
>>>matter where people live. There simply isn't a better
>>>
>>>investment with a faster return and so big".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Dan  Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later
>>>
>>>I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had
>>>
>>>no idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait
>>>
>>>until I was e-mailed again by someone else......11 months
>>>
>>>passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete
>>>
>>>this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all
>>>
>>>the money came within 22 weeks".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy
>>>
>>>money with little cost to you. I followed the simple
>>>
>>>instructions carefully and within 10 days the money started
>>>
>>>to come in. My first month I made  $20, 560.00 and by the
>>>
>>>end of third month my total cash count was $362,840.00. Life
>>>
>>>is beautiful, Thanx to internet".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
>>>
>>>FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>If you have any questions of the legality of this program,
>>>
>>>contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing
>>>
>>>Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer
>>>
>>>Protection, Washington,D.C.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>===================================================
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>THIS IS A ONE-TIME MAILING, THEREFORE NO REQUEST FOR REMOVAL
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>>>IS REQUIRED.
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