Explosive dicks and assholes (was: C4 commercial web page)

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On Wed, 26 Dec 2001, Anonymous wrote:

> >Density: 1.63 g/cm3
> 
> My dick, unerect, is about 12 cm long and has 3.5 cm radius.

Thats a small dick.  I assume it has growth potential.

But my recommendations are not to use your dick for the explosives.  Use
your asshole.  You can stuff a whole wad of explosive materials up
there.  And there is a precedent for that sort of thing.  Prisoners have
been using their assholes for centuries to move contraban.

I can see it now.  Airports everywhere employing teams of proctologists
while passengers bend over for the safty checks.

regards
joe

> 
> This makes for 37 cm3, or about 60 grams (2 oz) of C4.
> 
> 60 grams can pierce the aircraft hull no problemo.
> 
> So, the question is, how do you tell between plastic C4 dick and genuine
> meat without close tactile observation at the security checkpoint ?
> 
> Beware of arabs/israelis humping aircraft walls.
> 

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