Happy Fun Ball (Court)

[Elyn Wollensky]

> Happy FUN BALL!
>
> -only $14.95-
>
>      Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should
avoid
> prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
>      Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
>      Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to
> rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
>      Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
> Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
>      Itching
>      Vertigo
>      Dizziness
>      Tingling in extremities
>      Loss of balance or coordination
>      Slurred speech
>      Temporary blindness
>      Profuse sweating
>      Heart palpitations

Sounds like the drug adverts running on TV ...
my personal favorite is Propetia ...
 "Pregnant Women Should NEVER handle Propetia"
:~)
elyn.

>      If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
> and cover head.
>      Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
>      When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special
> container and kept under refrigeration...
>      Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky
Products
> Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical
> Unlimited, of any and all liability.
>      Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance
> which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
>      Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
> also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
>      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
>      Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
>      Happy Fun Ball
>
> ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!