CDR: Re: is there any way ?

[David Marshall]

"Dark Horse" <saynaaa at hotmail.com> writes:

> hello :)
> 
> well I thought I will have no answer as I had no answer writing to some
> cracker's email

They've developed language skills? Man, I should have gone into food
research. I don't think I could handle the bread products
communicating with me, though.

> 
> but NOW I know there is one to answer me :)
> now I can ask my question clearer .. I was just wondering are there any
> special cracker in internet

I don't know how special they are, but you can find some at
http://www.ritzbits.com.

> that I can write to them and ask them to crack a website for me ... 

Actually, Nabisco doesn't crack websites. They just make crackers and
other food products. You might be more interested in some Ginko
Biloba...or a lobotomy; those might help you. If not, ask your doctor
about Ativan.

> for
> example : www.sanjesh.org ??

I'm not planning to go to Tehran, Iran any time soon. However, any
hardware store would be glad to sell you a sledge hammer which you may
use to crack it once you get there. For the transportation, you might
want to try http://www.priceline.com. I hear that you can name your
own price for airline tickets, gasoline, hotel rooms, and groceries
there now. 

> or find me an email password like : atasharif at yahoo.com ..

That looks more like an email address to me, but I confess that I
don't quite know what those two trailing periods are for.

> I will be so glad to have your answer as soon as the one before ;)
> 
> make a splash !

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