CDR: Three Dogs

[Gilbert Dunk]

>Three Dogs

>Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets
waiting
>room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's
there for.
>They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The
second dog
>says,"Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years.
Yesterday,
>I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to
sleep. The
>second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled
the inside of
>his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere,
anymore. So,
>when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could
find, to
>get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I
had done, so
>he is putting me to sleep also.
>
>The third dog said,"This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs
around the
>house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very horny.
So, this
>morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over
to wipe up
>the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped
on her a
>gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they
are
>putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me
here to get my
>toenails clipped!"

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