CDR: Re: UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS FOR YOU, LIKE TODAY!

[David Marshall]

Mac Norton <mnorton at cavern.uark.edu> writes:

> Do you award the DDS, Doctor of Divine Surgery?
> If so, please contact me at this address.
> Rev. N.M. Norton

I don't think that they do. They don't offer degrees in English
either. They do, however, offer degrees in hip So-Cal slang and
'bonics. What it is, man! Just slip dem some billz and they'll hit ya
back on the first with diplomaz, my bruddah!

Like, totally, and stuff.