CDR: Re: proggies

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marshall at athena.net.dhis.org (David Marshall) writes:
>Cypherpunks Industries would be happy to ship you pregnant laboratory
>rats, transgenically altered to produce
>delta-tetrahydrocannabinol. These pregnant rats have been nicknamed
>"preggies" by our staff, in a combination of "pregnant" and "eeeeee,"
>the sound they make when they're high which, of course, is all the
>time. 
>
>We would also like to offer you a special, one-time discount offer on
>"hosers," rats which have been transgenically modified to produce a
>patented cocktail of ethanol, delta-tetrahydrocannabinol, LSD,
>ketamine, and extacy in their urine. Because drug delivery is, of
>course, a primary concern when you've got "the bad shakes," the drug
>dispenser port, nicknamed "schlong," has also been genetically
>enlarged to approximately 20 times its normal size.
>
>Ask about our great deals on transgenic THC-producing citrus fruit!
>
>We at Cypherpunks Industries are committed to doing our part in
>protest against the War on (Some) Drugs.
>
>Please reply to cypherpunks at openpgp.net with your name, address,
>daytime and work telephone numbers, credit card information, a signed
>statement declaring that you are not in the employ of or affiliated
>with any law enforcement or governmental agency which we can later
>wave at a jury in court to no avail, and a list of the products you
>wish to purchase. 
>
>Thank you for your interest in Cypherpunks Ind


i would just like to say  marshall at athena.net.dhis.org's response to that 
loser asking for proggies is one of the funniest damn things i have read in a 
long time.