AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO CRYPTOGRAPHERS
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Thu May 6 18:30:54 PDT 1999
AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO CRYPTOGRAPHERS FROM THE 9th CIRCUS FERAL COURT
Im Stranger Here, Myself Part VI of The True Story Of The InterNet
Chapter 02C5: AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO CRYPTOGRAPHERS FROM THE 9th CIRCUS
It has come to the attention of Maybe Im A Judge, Maybe Im A Computer
Program Arnold that quite a number of supposedly highly intelligent
number-crunchers in the Cryptography Community are still mystified as to
the Rapidity&OR&Rabidity of the assault which the Defarcement of (n)Ju$tice
and the Ninth Circus Court launched on Bernstein, Bell and Toto, among others.
Perhaps a bit of straight-talk from those involved might help to clear
U.$. Treasury Agent Jeff Gordon:
Look, you fucking morons. When the IRS stomps the living shit out of some
average John&OR&Jane Doe, fucking up their lives, their finances, their
reputations and their future, do you think its because we give a
FatRatsAss about them?
Buy a clue. (http://www.clueserver.org) The whole point of doing so, and
making sure that it receives plenty of MainStreamDream Media coverage, is
to scare the Living BeJesus out of the other J&OR&J Doe
TaxPayers&Payers&Payers out there, and to serve notice that the Federal
Government, the IRS in particular, is all powerful, and can crush Ewe like
a bug whenever and wherever TheRoyalWe feel like it, and that Ewe are
powerless to stop us.
So take a wild guess
Do you think anybody really gave a FatRatsAss about
Bernsteins nickel&dime handiwork? Who do Ewe think the real target was?
[gNote from http://clueserver.org : Can Ewe say Ewe?
Sure, Ewe Can!]
Assistant Federal Prosecutor Robb London:
When Totos first words to the Ninth Circus Court were that he was ready
to proceed and wanted to represent himself, why do you think he spent the
next nine months being denied all of his constitutional rights, being
subjected to medical abuse and physical torture in a
PrisonForTheCriminallyInsane, just as the Secret Service had threatened,
and then being tried and sentenced even after being found incompetent in
the only competency hearing held by the Ninth Circus Court?
Do you think it was because we gave a fat rats ass about him? Buy a
fucking clue. (http://www.clueserver.org) We tried to plead him out to time
served after we proved our point that we can do anything we want to anybody
we want, and ScrewTheConstitution, but the fucking moron thought he was
going to actually get a trial
So take a wild guess
Who do Ewe think we were really trying to send a
[gNote from http://clueserver.org : If Ewe still need a hint, try asking
Petite Minds Grand Jury Target William Im Sorry I Made A Perfectly Legal
Post To The CypherPunks List H. Geiger III, or Adam I Mathematically
Proved That I Can Never Go To The U.$. Without Being Arrested Back.]
Feral Court Judge Maximum Jack Tanner:
Didnt EweDumbBastards notice during Bells <nod-nod> trial <wink-wink>
that even the MainStreamDream Media no longer bothers to pretend that there
is any shred of constitutional grounds for my bizarre, confusing and
peculiar rulings. Not only that, but no one even hints that anything
should, or will, be done about the open travesties of justice that take
place in my court.
Im fucking GOD! Do eWE The Sheeple think Ewe want to fuck with the Ninth
Circus Court? Do Ewe feel Punk, Lucky? Well do you
Pubic Defender Uncle Gene Grantham:
Surely you folks dont think that I publicly acknowledged on the InterNet
that I never bothered to prepare for trial and lost key evidence by
accident, do you? Do you think it was an oversight on my part to reveal
that I was illegally and unethically advising my client to plead guilty
while publicly proclaiming my belief in his innocence?
If I can get my erotic kicks touching myself while listening to my
clients relate the abuse and torture they are subjected to, and count on
the Ninth Circus Judges to ignore Motions to the Court in regard to my
Moral Turpitude, then who do Ewe think is supposed to take heed of the
message being sent, here?
Feral Court Judge Robert Bryan:
Trying a case where the defendant is denied all of his or her
constitutional rights is kind of like pitching a no-hitter, in the Ninth
Circus Court. But to do it to a defendant that you have found incompetent,
in your very first trial as a federal judge
Well, lets just say that if
any of those smart-ass number-crunchers decide to fuck with the Ninth
Circus Court, again, it wont be because I didnt warn them
Nobody at replay.com:
The Ninth Circus Court has broken new ground, in ruling, in UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA v. CARL JOHNSON NO. CR98-5393RJB, that emails written by
Artificial Intelligence computer programs were evidence of the programs
having acted with intent and malice.
The Not Ready For Prime Numbers Players would like to thank those
responsible for the first confirmation, by a U.$. Feral Court, of the
creation of an Artificial Intelligence LifeForm found to be not only more
competent than some of its creators, and thus capable of assuming
responsibility for its actions, but also found capable of being a true
threat, according to Ninth Circus Court standards, to Feral employees and
the Patron Saint of TouretTics, Wm. Gates III, who has made Cursors of us all.
OtOt: For making his simpatico.ca account freely available, in an
outstanding example of TrueAccess2Information, as the Grand Central Station
Gori: For providing the AI Sperm for Arnolds Spawn, and sharing Totos
password with the Masses.
Leca: For holding Keys to Kingdoms he never suspected.
Dama: For mathematical proofs beyond number
The Killer Klowns of the Ninth Kirkus Kourt: For helping the Fake A Wish
foundation provide a poor disabled child named Toto with The Trial Oswald
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