Carl Johnson Warrant and Complaint

[Declan McCullagh]

Well, there's a little more to the "bomb" incident than that. Read
tomorrow's Netly News report on the Nutly News bomber for more info...

-Declan


On Wed, 9 Sep 1998, Petro wrote:

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> At 8:40 PM -0500 9/8/98, Eric Cordian wrote:
> >> Thanks to anonymous we offer the arrest warrant and
> >> complaint against Carl Edward Johnson:
> >
> >I conclude:
> >
> >A. There actually exist federal investigators who have nothing
> >   better to do with their lives than read the complete writings
> >   of the Performance Artists Sometimes Known as "Toto," and
> >   engage in endless mental masturbation over the hidden messages
> >   they imagine to be contained therein.
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> 	He <allegedly allegedly allegedly> planted a bomb. Like Mr. Bell,
> this is a very dumb thing to do, especially when the bomb didn't go off.
> 
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> >B. When writing parody on the subject of AP, it is best not to
> >   employ the names of actual federal slackers, lest the clueless
> >   investigators actually believe them to be targeted in some fashion.
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> 	If they had a sense of humor, they wouldn't work for the government.
> 
> petro at playboy.com----for work related issues. I don't speak for Playboy.
> petro at bounty.org-----for everthing else.      They wouldn't like that.
>                                               They REALLY
> Economic speech IS political speech.          wouldn't like that.
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