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[Anonymous]

At 04:07 PM 10/6/98 -0700, Michael Motyka wrote:
>> ITALIAN dignitaries who fear being kidnapped are having
>> microprocessor homing devices planted in their bodies so police can
>> track them down if they are abducted.
>>
>Where can I buy one of these things for my cat? My master password is
>tatooed inside her upper lip.
>

You must either have a large cat or an insecure password.  Or a very
precise veterinary tattooist.