[humor]

[Jean-Francois Avon]

      In Computer Heaven:
         The management is from Intel,
         The design and construction is done by Apple,
         The marketing is done by Microsoft,
         IBM provides the support,
         Gateway determines the pricing.

      In Computer Hell:
         The management is from Apple,
         Microsoft does design and construction,
         IBM handles the marketing,
         The support is from Gateway,
         Intel sets the price.



Jean-Francois Avon, B.Sc. Physics, Montreal, Canada
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