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Timmy May sits at his terminal dressed in five-inch 
stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, a gold-lame 
mini-skirt, a purple halter with girdle underneath to 
keep in his flabby gut, a Fredericks of Hollywood 
padded bra also underneath the halter, a cheap Naomi 
Sims pink afro wig, waiting to yank his crank whenever 
a black man responds to one of his inane rants.

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