Sucking Sound...

[Jonathan Wienke]

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

At 06:30 PM 1/23/98 -0800, Tim May wrote:
>At 8:35 AM -0800 1/23/98, Jonathan Wienke wrote:
>
>>Has anyone else heard a "giant sucking sound" from the vicinity of the
>>White House lately?
>
>If that was an intentional pun, a good one.

It just goes to show Ross Perot was half right ;)  It wasn't coming from
Mexico because of NAFTA; it was coming (heheh he said coming, Beavis!) from
Clinton's bimbos in action!  Maybe he could sell the videotapes, and apply
the proceeds to reducing the deficit...X-rated stuff is a growth industry
lately.

>But I had been marveling at how the Clinton troubles were being ignored by
>the Cypherpunks...I figured we were all so jaded about government and the
>criminals who flourish in Washington that there was no point in commenting
>on this latest revelation of corruption. (The apparent perjury, suborning
>perjury, and witness-tampering, not the affair with Lewinsky, however
>tawdry it was.)

Oddly similar to Watergate--the break-in was not a big deal, but the cover
up was.

>Personally, I think having a crippled and ineffective President is better
>than having an activist bozo President Gore, so I'm kind of hoping this
>whole affairs takes several more months to unwind.

I'd like to see the Asian money connection established sufficiently well
that Boinker and the Tree-man get hauled off in handcuffs together. 
Hmmm...Boinker And The Tree-Man...sounds like one of those sucky late-'60s
folk rock groups...or else a really bad Saturday morning catroon...ummm
cartoon.  It's late and my rationality module keeps throwing this really
odd GPF...
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP for Business Security 5.5

iQA/AwUBNMmz6MJF0kXqpw3MEQLdsQCfaZhvrJSacH2MrT7lyAhCFhtfilIAn3ub
2xUzK8M6v/cOk8w+FTy4D9ke
=HEAN
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----