Fwd: Skiing

[Brian B. Riley]

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Date:        01/16  8:27 AM
Received:    01/16  5:18 PM
From:        Patrick McGarvey, mcgoo at worldnet.att.net
To:          Brian Riley, brianbr at together.net
             

 Subject: For the skier in us...
 >
 > What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy?
 > John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

 > Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy?
 > Not yet, but he's done one about the tree: "I'm Still Standing"

 > How can you be sure that Michael was really a Kennedy?
 > Check the family tree.

 > How will the priest begin Michael Kennedy's eulogy?
 > "We are gathered here together on this slalom occasion...."

 > A simple accident? Some witnesses insist there was a second tree at
 > the snow-covered knoll...

 > What do Michael and JFK Jr's magazine "George" have in common?
 > *     Wood pulp.
 >
 >       New bumper sticker...."Plant A Tree....Kill A Kennedy...."

 >       What's an event you don't want to be at?
 > *     A Michael Kennedy New Year's Bash
 
 > What will it take to reunite the four Kennedy brothers?
 > A1:  One more bullet.
 > A2:  A season lift pass.
 

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