[Censored] Quote of the Day (fwd)

[Anonymous]

John Young wrote:

>DPS sumbitch ran me down near DFW, me and my crap filled van,
>my mangy hide and shaggy hair, my NY plates, my wildly dumped
>substances, and sat behind for a few drags of AC in 100 degree heat,
>miked in the number, adjusted his mirrors, tilted the vidcam skyward,
>and climbed out, a big, very big widowmaker high on his fat ass,
>hustled his privates, spat juice, and farted hard enough to quiver the
>VW and me.

I think John has been skipping his meds again. Come on, John, the pill is
your friend!