"Ryan McDonald" <datahaven at hotmail.com>: Fwd:
a b c
feen4 at juno.com
Thu Feb 12 18:21:44 PST 1998
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From: "Ryan McDonald" <datahaven at hotmail.com>
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Subject: Fwd:
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 21:05:28 PST
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>Date: Sat, 31 Jan 1998 15:33:30 PST
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>>
>>
>>LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
>>
>>1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
>>
>>2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
>>
>>3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
>>
>>4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
>>
>>5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
>>
>>6. YOU CANT GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
>>
>>7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
>>
>>8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YOUR MONKEY
>>
>>9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
>>
>>10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
>>
>>11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
>>
>>12. IF YOU GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
>>
>>13. WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
>>
>>14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR
>>TROUSER MOUSE
>>
>>15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
>>
>>16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
>>
>>17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
>>
>>18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
>>
>>19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
>>
>>20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
>>
>>21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
>>
>>
>>YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF
>>RECEIVING THIS LETTER, PROVIDED YOU SEND IT ON.
>>Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send
>>them to others.
>>
>>This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people who need to get
>>laid within 96 hours. You have been selected to receive this letter
>>because the person who sent this to you either thinks you need good
>>luck or they want to send the curse of this letter on to you.
>>
>>IF YOU SEND THIS TO:
>>
>>0 people... Your life will be a living hell
>>1-3 people... Your next relationship will be fun but
>>won't last long
>>4-6 people... Someone will get a crush on you
>>7-10 people... You will get a date for Friday night
>>11-14 people... You will get a date for the next school
>>dance
>>15-18 people... Your crush will ask for your number
>>19-24 people... You will meet the person of your dreams
>>25-29 people... Your crush will ask you out
>>30-34 people... Your next relationship will last long and be
>>good
>>35-37 people... You will live long enough and have a good life and
>>get lots of sex!
>>
>>You must send this in 1 day after reading it. If you do
>>not send this to anyone your life will be a living hell. The more
>people
>>you send this letter to the more luck you will have.
>>
>
>
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