McCarthy return under new clothes

[Dutra de Lacerda]

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In article <MPG.103e19f09c6044c1989680 at reading.news.pipex.net>, 
LA at capital.demon.co.uk said...

> From the BBC's online network
> Thursday, August 13, 1998 Published at 18:12 GMT 19:12 UK 
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_150000/150465.stm
> 
> By Internet Correspondent Chris Nuttall 
> 
> IT journalist Kenneth Neil Cukier found his laptop the target of a 
> Customs and Excise swoop when he stepped off the Eurostar shuttle 
> from Paris at London's Waterloo station last Friday. 

I now have the text of the original posting. Not all of you may have 
seen it. Although it contains some repition, there is additional 
remarks which some may find of interest - Ian.

From: Declan McCullagh <declan at well.com>
Subject: FC: Searched at UK Border for Net Porn
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[from dave farber's ip list]

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Date: Tue, 11 Aug 1998 14:18:12 -0400
From: "K. N. Cukier" <100736.3602 at compuserve.com>
Subject: Searched at UK Border for Net Porn
Sender: "K. N. Cukier" <100736.3602 at compuserve.com>

Dave,

Some days its a bad hair day, other days you see the suite of Western
values since the Enlightenment quashed in an instant by a single, 
soulless, civil servant. Here's what happened to me last Friday when 
I arrived in London from Paris on the channel tunnel train:

As I walked through UK immigration, two guys pulled me aside, flashed
badges, and said: "UK Customs. Come with us." They walked me behind a 
wall where they handed me off to one of a fleet of waiting agents.

A customs officer told me to lay my computer bag on the table, and
inspected my ticket and passport. After learning I was a reporter, 
she demanded to see my press card (issued by the French Ministry of 
Foreign Affairs), and asked about where I was going in London, why, 
and for how long.

"Do you know there are things that are illegal to bring into the UK?" 
she asked.

"Uh, yeah.... There are *many* things that are illegal to bring 
across borders -- do you have in mind any thing in particular?," I 
said.

"Illegal drugs, fire arms, bomb making materials, lewd and obscene
pornographic material...."

I felt a rush of relief. I was late and now was assured I could get 
on with my journey. "I am carrying none of that," I replied, staring 
directly at her, with a tone of earnest seriousness.

"Is that a computer in your bag?"

"Yes."

"Does it have Internet on in?"

Here, I confess, I really didn't know how to answer. What does one 
say to a question like that?? I was struck dumb. "I use the computer 
to access the Internet, yes," I said, rather proud of myself for my 
accuracy.

"Is there any pornography on it?" she said, stoically.

Here, I figured out what's going on. But I'm mentally paralyzed from 
all the synapses sparkling all at once in my head: Does she not 
understand that Internet content is distributed around the world? 
That I'm just dialing a local number, be it in France or the UK, and 
that whether I cross a border is moot to what I'm able to access?

"There is no pornography stored on the hard drive," I stated.

"Do you mind if I check." she says rather than asks, and begins to 
take the computer out of the bag. "I'm just going to hook it up over 
there and scan the hard drive..." she continues.

And then her face turns dour. "Oh! It's an Apple," she says, 
dejectedly. "Our scanner doesn't work on Apples."

At this point, it's all a little bit too much, too fast, for me to 
handle.

>From seeing my personal privacy ripped out from under me with a
computer-enema to an immediate about-face and witnessing my 
oppressors flounder in the pap of their own incompetence was just too 
much to bear.

Then, of course, I sort of relished the irony of it all. I swung into
naive-mode:

"Oh. Oh well," I said and began packing up. "Why not?"

"I dunno -- it just doesn't," she said.

"Is this a common thing that you do? Scan PCs?"

"It happens quite often," she said. (Note: I wrote this entire 
dialogue immediately after the incident, but that particular quote I 
wrote the moment we parted, to have it exactly right.)

"Do you catch a lot?"

"Sometimes," she says, cautiously.

What's the fine? The penalty?" I asked.

She started to become uncomfortable and tried to move me along. "It
depends. Every case is different. It depends what they have."

"What about if I had encryption -- do you check for that too?" I 
said, disdaining the risk that she might want to check the computer 
"by hand" since I'd mentioned the dreaded C-word....

"Huh?! I don't know about that...."

"You don't know what cryptography is?" I asked.

"No. Thank you, you can go now," she said.

And thus ended my experience with inspector "K. PARE_," whose name 
tag was partially torn at the final one or two letters of her last 
name.

Of course I was burning up. Lots of thoughts raced through me.

For example, would I have really let her inspect my hard drive, even
knowing I was "innocent." That, of course, was entirely irrelevant to 
me -- it's about a principle. I thought of my editor -- or ex-editor 
-- if I didn't make the day-long meeting. And I immediately thought 
of John Gilmore, and how much I respected him when he refused to 
board a flight a few years ago when the airline demanded he present a 
form of identification. Had I acquiesced to their mental thuggery?

As soon as I realized I was "safe" from being scanned, I was tempted 
to pull out my notepad, go into reporter-mode, and make a small scene 
getting names and superiors and formal writs of whatever.... but 
suspected it would only get me locked in a room for a full day.

Then I thought of how, despite in their kafakain zeal to abuse my 
privacy, they couldn't even get that right. Not only did they not 
have a clue what the Internet is, they confirmed their ignorance by 
not even being able to digitally pat me down. Insult to injury! It 
brought back something John Perry Barlow once told me about why he 
doesn't fear US intelligence agencies. "I've seen them from the 
inside," he said (as I recall), "they will suffer under the weight of 
their own ineptitude."

What's at the heart of this is "thought crime"; and scanning one's 
computer is paramount to search and seizure of one's intellectual 
activity. What if they found subversive literature about the proper 
role of government authority in civil society? Would that have gotten 
me busted? And do they store what they scan? Are business executives 
with marketing plans willing to have their data inspected under the 
umbrella of public safety from porn?

Just the night before I read in the memoirs of William Shirer, who 
wrote The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, about how he was 
blacklisted for a decade after his name was cited in Red Currents, a 
magazine that destroyed hundreds of careers during the McCarthy era. 
He was powerless to defend himself.

I see parallels: We are approaching the point were we are incapable 
of reasonable discourse on Internet content. Refuse to boot up for 
inspection means you've got something to hide. Defend civil liberties 
of the accused means you condone guilty acts. Question the nature of 
the censorious policies in the first place means you are filthy, and 
as unhealthy as the wily-eyed porn devourer.... State the obvious: 
That a large part of the drive for Net content regulation is driven 
by hucksters seeking recognition, and that it is taken to idiotic 
extremes by a mass movement of simpletons ignorant of the history of 
hysteria in the US, and, well, you're just a typical lawless 
cyberlibertian.

Finally, it dawned in me. This wasn't an aberration at all, but part 
of a much deeper trend. It's a British thing, really.

"As might be supposed I have not had the time, not may I add the
inclination to read through this book," wrote Sir Archibald Bodkin, 
the director of public prosecutions, on 29 December 1922. "I have, 
however, read pages 690 to 732 ... written as they are, as it 
composed by a more or less illiterate vulgar woman ... there is a 
great deal of unmitigated filth and obscenity."

And so James Joyce's Ulysses was banned in Britain for 15 years.

Interesting, that. The policy was made by a chap who didn't actually 
read the work he felt justified to prohibit others from reading. 
Wonder if the fellows who implemented Britain's scan-for-skin policy 
actually use the Net themselves...?

Kenneth Neil Cukier <100736.3602 at compuserve.com>
Singapore, 11 August 1998

(No, I was not stopped by customs officials here. But this e-mail was 
sent out via government-mandated proxy servers)

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