WE'LL PAY CA$H FOR YOUR DEAD INDIANS !!!
rcmp at dev.null
Fri Apr 10 05:21:46 PDT 1998
MAD MOUNTIE INDIAN TRADING POST
Despite the comparative ease with which members of the law
enforcement community are able to avoid penalties or legal
punishment for murdering Wagon-Burners under the cover of
a government-issued assassins badge, there still remains
a small minority of policemen who are not comfortable with
the moral implications of taking another human life lightly,
but who don't want to suffer the stigmatism of not having
a human trophy mounted on their office wall.
This translates into $$$ BIG BUCKS $$$ for those who work
in mortuaries, or who are lucky enough to hit a Wagon-Burner
with their vehicle in a remote location where they can pop
the body into the trunk.
The Mad Mountie Indian Trading Post will pay top dollar for
Wagon-Burner carcasses without noticeable tread marks, and
a special bonus to those who bring in a mother and child
combination suitable for mounting in the currently popular
"Dave's Double" configuration.
Carcasses that bear a significant resemblance to famous
Wagon-Burners such as Louis Riel, Sitting Bull and
Geronimo will be sold at the monthly Officers Only Auction.
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