Soldiers

[Conor Lillis]

I LIKE it !

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>From: 	nobody at REPLAY.COM[SMTP:nobody at REPLAY.COM]
>Sent: 	12 September 1997 06:49
>To: 	cypherpunks at toad.com
>Subject: 	Soldiers
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>Is there a small country that a thousand of us could go to and get 
>citizenship and then have the country declare war on the U.S. after
>we are all back in the country?
>If a thousand of us could kill as many people as we could until we got
>caught, then we could kill a lot of people who are bad for the country
>and then once we're all caught the small country could surrender and
>we would all have to be released as prisoners of war, right?
>We could all be privates. They can't blame privates because they have
>to follow orders.
>The guys in the small country could make old guys who were dying soon
>the leaders, and then when it was time to quit, they could overthrow
>them and get US government aid. They could set the old guys trial dates
>for two years down the road and then send them home to die.
>I saw a guy get killed once and they told the guy who killed him that
>he shouldn'a done it and they sent him home and said we'll call you
>and then they took the dead guys sister to jail because she wouldn't
>stop saying fuck.
>When they were taking her away I told her she should kill the cops and
>then go home and wait for them to call.
>How about if we made a law that you had to kill the president and your
>congressmen and senators and if you didn't you had to pay a $500.00 fine
>every year? Do you think they would make sure we all made some money?
>How about a law here you could kill any politician that forgot to call
>you sir or ma'am? Or who forgot your birthday?
>We could save a lot of money just by putting all the politicians who are
>running for office on a stage and then killing them at random until we
>had the right number left. Then they would have to think about if they
>really wanted it.
>How about if we let people be elected on a first-come first-serve basis
>but then we could vote to kill them any time we wanted. Think they 
>would do things to make us not want to kill them instead of the other
>way around like it is now?
>How about if we killed all of them and just pretended there was someone
>running the country. Is that a good idea?
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