Scientology war update

[Jonathan Wienke]

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At 12:50 AM 11/22/97 -0600, Eric Cordian wrote:
>There was a hilarious parody of Scientology on tonight's episode
>of "Millenium."  A Cult named "Selfosophy," created by a really bad
>writer named Onan Goopta, with a propensity to sue everyone, was
>featured.  It had a large celebrity membership, and helped people
>overcome negative thoughts with a device called an "Onan-o-Graph."

Onan is commonly (albeit incorrectly) credited with the invention of
masturbation.  (See Genesis 38:6-10 in the Bible)  I wonder what sort of
thoughts the Onan-o-graph induces? [snicker, snicker]
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Jonathan Wienke

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