Nonookie Matsurbatshi's final offer...

[Anonymous]

TruthMonger wrote:
> 
> * News of the Weird reported in 1994 on the controversy over who
> owned the world's largest cow hairball

> In the course of his work at a local beef plant,
> Canchola plucks out the non-championship hairballs, dries them,
> has colleague Frank Alcala paint faces or scenery on them, and sells
> them for $50 each.

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