Airport security [no such thing]

[Dale Thorn]

Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> Nurdane Oksas <oksas at asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas at asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > > snow <snow at smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).

> I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
> and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
> some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good-
> looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).

When you have the resources to run a coke lab, your employees *can*
be all good-looking women [hee hee].  So, to avoid the ugly-naked
passenger syndrome, stick mainly to business flights in certain areas,
or flights to exclusive resorts, etc.