Airport security [no such thing]

[Internaut]

At 11:11 PM 1/15/97 -0700, C. Kuethe wrote:
>>Yeah... took the words outta my mouth.  Let's all write to the FAA, DOT, etc.
>>and tell them what morons they are...  sorry tell them that they need
>>work. No
>>more Lockerbies, TWA800's and other such tragedies.

Lucky Green wrote
>Write them? Why? How are they going to prevent someone from boarding with a
>bottle of aftershave containing the extra strong flavor? A bottle that will
>be left in the seat? One could cut open the seat if need be. [Dozens of
>other examples omitted in the interest of brevity.]

I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ;).