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[Anonymous]

On the frontpage of the USA Tomorrow:

- Finalized is the merger Mr. T and NWO, Inc iniatied with Microsoft. 
  Sources for the NWO, Inc. said that with attitude of Mr. T and the
  Microsoft domination of computers would help in helping citizens
  confirm to their idiotic ideas.

- grubament studies have determined that electron ray showers from
  the distant plant QWERTY (2nd behind the Death Star) could contain
  obscene pictures or worse +467973 bit encrypted messages that can be
  received on the average watch calculator and so it should be destroyed
  to protect those without mechanisms to think for themselves.

- the chief fireant in charge of the DNA Supercomputer is quoted as
  saying that the 'BendOverAndPayYourTaxes Bull' (TM) algorithm had
  found that of all the shit politicians make up there worse is the
  shit that won't flush.

- In Rhode Island it is a felony punishable my 10 years and/or a
  e$10,000 fine to have or have knowledge that a person is thinking
  about an immoral act.

- Jerry Springer, their chief journalist, confirmed with pictures of the 
  rumors that Bill Klinton WAS associating with a Cypherpunk to be 
  Indicted Later at Brooklyn Zoo speaking in the non-decryptable tongue
  of language Ebonics.  The transcript of the meeting was given to a
  fireants at the DNA Supercomputer Lab in a slight hope of finding out
  what was said.

		-Joe7