SPL -- Suspicious Persons List

[Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM]

snow <snow at smoke.suba.com> writes:

> On Mon, 9 Sep 1996, Timothy C. May wrote:
>
> > Digitaltronics Corporation V.P of Human Relations: "Joe, thanks for coming
> > in this morning. I'm sure you're busy, so I'll make this as short as
> > possible. OK with you?"
> > Suspicious Persons List, and there's just nothing we can do about it. We
> > just can't have our corporate image linked to persons on the SPL. Now, Joe,
> > you'll get a generous 6 weeks of severance pay, and Daphne will assist you
> > with your outplacement processing. Of course, Joe, you will have to go
> > through an inspection every morning until you're fully processed...there's
> > that SPL matter, you know." <laughs>
> > JS: "Uh..."
>
>      In this case I wouldn't bother with Mr. Bell's solution.

This reminds me of a real story when an h.r. person walked in on some
bank employee and told her than she was being laid off. "And by the way
the no-fee bank account you had as an employee is closed, so here's an
application you have to feel for a regular account with us." He got injured.

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
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