Black Unicorn exposed?

[John Young]

Sarah v. Bernhardt will be thrillingly laid bare in Beantown.

Swiss cheese, she flashed, foxily fluttering the lie-machine.

That "no cameras, please" is spooky-spooky tease, no dirty-looky 
pix of the Wonder Bare *ookie.

Pseudo-Actors for hire. Harvard-bred, breeding lot of the B&B
beaners.

Dirty laundrying of tropical hula-moola, you betcha your rubber 
check, get there early, to admire the hall sweepers. Keep your
eye peeled for the one-eyed one-horn in overalls using infra-red.