A guide to self control (Was funny underwear)

[attila]

** Reply to note from nobody at REPLAY.COM 06/11/96 09:58am +0200

= To: Cypherpunks at toad.com
= From: nobody at REPLAY.COM (Anonymous)
= 
=   A Guide to Self-Control
=  
=   Subject: Steps in Overcoming Masterbation
=  
=  Excerpt from a Mormon missionary guide, circa 1970: Steps in
=  Overcoming Masterbation, Mark E. Petersen
= 
=    1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal
=        toilet processes.
=
	you forgot to add the dictum on how long you are allowed to wash it 
    in the shower...

--
  "Privacy Through Cryptography."
  "Communicate Globally, Censor Locally."

    I think an old Doonesbury cartoon that had Duke (representing
    the NRA) testifying before a Senate subcommittee summed it up
    quite nicely.....

    Senator: "And we and the American people have had enough of you and
      your fanatic organization!"

    Duke: "I see Senator, shall I put you down for a million postcards?"

    Senator: "Don't you threaten me mister!"

    Politicians only understand one thing.