Alien factoring breakthroughs

[Andrew Spring]

>The Grays have renegged on their abduction quota agreement, and are
>abducting many more people than before. Most of these are returned, after
>being implanted with a device which allows the grays to have total control
>over their thoughts and actions. Approximately 40% of Americans now carry
>one of these devices, which are impossible to remove without killing the
>host.
>

The mark of a good conspiracy theory is its untestability.  Your theory
fails here, because you could perform autopsies on those hosts who have
died of natural causes to recover the mind control devices.

Suggest you amend the last sentence to read "...one of these devices, which
dissolve immediately upon death, and which are impossible to remove..."
etc, etc.