Ebonics

[drose at AZStarNet.com]

"Timothy C. May" <tcmay at got.net> wrote:

>In order to remain compliant with the new California law requiring
>increased use of "Ebonics," the new academic name for "Black English" (and
>known by honkey mofos as "ghetto jive"). Apparently the coloreds have had
>enough of "standard English" and its repression of their culture. To meet
>the requirements of this new law, 10% of my posts from now on will be
>written as best I can manage in the Ebonic language.

("Ebonics" elided)

There's got to be a better way than Ebonizing manually. First there was the
Canadianizer, eh, hoser? Then there was Zippy
(www.metahtml.com/demos/zippy/), which is terrific for Willy/Freeh/Reno
speeches. We really need an Ebonizer (TM)!

BTW, Tim's not kidding about the Oakland, CA school system.  Check your
regular news source.