[Joke] It Takes a Village

[Black Unicorn]

On Tue, 30 Apr 1996, ECafe Anonymous Remailer wrote:

> Friend,

[...]

> Jim Bell, village idiot.  He's always good sport for the village bully,
> Black Unicorn.  His pretentions aside ("the black unicorn has been in
> my family crest for a thousand years"), he is in actuality a short,
> portly Philadelphia accountant by the name of Irving Lipshitz-Groins.

Bullies have to be somewhat superior to intimidate and even Philadelphia
accountants have family crests on occasion.

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