[Joke] It Takes a Village

[Black Unicorn]

On Tue, 30 Apr 1996, Alan Bostick wrote:

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> In article <199604300949.KAA05650 at pangaea.hypereality.co.uk>,
> cpunk at remail.ecafe.org (ECafe Anonymous Remailer) wrote:
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> > Jim Bell, village idiot.  He's always good sport for the village bully,
> > Black Unicorn.  His pretentions aside ("the black unicorn has been in
> > my family crest for a thousand years"), he is in actuality a short,
> > portly Philadelphia accountant by the name of Irving Lipshitz-Groins.
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> jim bell is really a short, portly Philadelphia accountant named Irving 
> Lipshitz-Groins?

Nono, that's ME!  ME!  How in bloody hell am I supposed to keep this cover
going if people attribute perfectly good disinformation to Mr. Bell?
(Sigh).

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