[NOISE] Toast Fishing in America

[Wulf Losee]

On Wed, 17 Apr 1996, David K. Merriman wrote:

>         If Microsoft made toasters...
> They'd put the slots on the side, the actuator on top, make the
> cord too short, and design it to only run properly on 177V, 41Hz. Then
> they'd declare the toaster to be the new industry standard.

and the toasters would download your toasting habits and preferences to 
Microsoft HQ...

--Wulf