[NOISE] Federal Bureau of Indigestion

[jim bell]

At 09:15 AM 4/9/96 -0700, Dave Del Torto wrote:
>[forwards mercifully elided]
>
>FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was
>under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing
>thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an
>appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza
>parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

Funny stuff deleted.

>PM:	   And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
>Agent:	   That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
>PM:	   How are you going to pay for all of this?
>Agent:	   I have my checkbook right here.
>PM:	   And you're _all_ FBI agents?
>Agent:	   That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember
>	   to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?
>	   We have the front doors locked.
>Pizza Guy: I don't _think_ so...  >click<

I'm waiting for Unicorn to claim that the next phone call to the pizza shop 
was from a judge, who was placing a subpoena on the next 19 pizzas that shop 
produced, and ordered them delivered to the hospital for psychiatric 
evaluation.  B^)

Jim Bell
jimbell at pacifier.com