"Fox Trot," by Bill Amend, for Wed, Sept. 28, 1994:
Computer: WELCOME TO COMPUNET.
YOU HAVE 65,031 WAITING MESSAGES.
Kid: [pause with pensive expression]
Maybe setting my username to "Fabio" wasn't such a hot idea.
Computer: DIANE at NASA.GOV WISHES TO CHAT.
LUCILLE at OSU.EDU WISHES TO CHAT.
JOYCE at UPS.COM WISHES TO CHAT.
...
--Steve