Collapse of the Wave Function Predicted, Timing Uncertain

[bill.stewart@pleasantonca.ncr.com +1-510-484-6204]

> - Writing software while on drugs, apparently a longstanding practice
> amongst some segments of the hacker community, is banned. As Professor
> Denning puts it: "Drugs and code don't mix. This is what got us into
> this whole crypto mess in the first place."

Wait - they're not including *caffeine* are they?  No way!
It's a Commie Plot to decaffeinate our Precious Bodily Fluids,
and down-right Un-American!  (Or un-Colombian, or un-something!)

			Mr. Coffee